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Tesla Takes on 2025 With Robotaxis and AI, as Questions Loom

Teslaā€™s earnings call was packed with big promises for 2025. Elon Musk vowed to launch a robotaxi service by midyear, ramp up production of the companyā€™s humanoid Optimus robots, and roll out cheaper EV models in the first half. But after a rough 2024ā€”plagued by slipping deliveries and missed earningsā€”can Tesla actually pull it off?

Muskā€™s confident rhetoric didnā€™t stop Wall Street from raising eyebrows. The CEOā€™s history of overpromising on timelinesā€”especially when it comes to autonomous techā€”is no secret. And while he boasted of an ā€œepicā€ 2026, investors and analysts are taking a cautious stance on how much Tesla can truly deliver in 2025. With regulation remaining a key hurdle and Muskā€™s polarizing political ties stirring controversy, the road ahead is as uncertain as it is ambitious.

Despite the doubts, Teslaā€™s stock keeps climbing, fueled by its knack for selling a bold vision. With investors hanging on Muskā€™s every word, 2025 could be a make-or-break yearā€”one that reshapes Teslaā€™s role in tech and auto, but only if it delivers on the hype.

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