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Teslaās robotaxis are finally rolling outābecause who needs human drivers anyway? As AI takes the wheel, egg prices are cracking under pressure from bird flu, and T-Mobile is teaming up with Starlink to keep your group chat alive, even off the grid.
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Tesla Takes on 2025 With Robotaxis and AI, as Questions Loom
Teslaās earnings call was packed with big promises for 2025. Elon Musk vowed to launch a robotaxi service by midyear, ramp up production of the companyās humanoid Optimus robots, and roll out cheaper EV models in the first half. But after a rough 2024āplagued by slipping deliveries and missed earningsācan Tesla actually pull it off?
Muskās confident rhetoric didnāt stop Wall Street from raising eyebrows. The CEOās history of overpromising on timelinesāespecially when it comes to autonomous techāis no secret. And while he boasted of an āepicā 2026, investors and analysts are taking a cautious stance on how much Tesla can truly deliver in 2025. With regulation remaining a key hurdle and Muskās polarizing political ties stirring controversy, the road ahead is as uncertain as it is ambitious.
Despite the doubts, Teslaās stock keeps climbing, fueled by its knack for selling a bold vision. With investors hanging on Muskās every word, 2025 could be a make-or-break yearāone that reshapes Teslaās role in tech and auto, but only if it delivers on the hype.
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