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Tesla Takes on 2025 With Robotaxis and AI, as Questions Loom

Tesla’s earnings call was packed with big promises for 2025. Elon Musk vowed to launch a robotaxi service by midyear, ramp up production of the company’s humanoid Optimus robots, and roll out cheaper EV models in the first half. But after a rough 2024—plagued by slipping deliveries and missed earnings—can Tesla actually pull it off?

Musk’s confident rhetoric didn’t stop Wall Street from raising eyebrows. The CEO’s history of overpromising on timelines—especially when it comes to autonomous tech—is no secret. And while he boasted of an ā€œepicā€ 2026, investors and analysts are taking a cautious stance on how much Tesla can truly deliver in 2025. With regulation remaining a key hurdle and Musk’s polarizing political ties stirring controversy, the road ahead is as uncertain as it is ambitious.

Despite the doubts, Tesla’s stock keeps climbing, fueled by its knack for selling a bold vision. With investors hanging on Musk’s every word, 2025 could be a make-or-break year—one that reshapes Tesla’s role in tech and auto, but only if it delivers on the hype.

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