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Vice being shopped around

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Vice being shopped around

Media company Vice once brought us some of the most interesting documentaries on YouTube. Vice’s young audience caught the attention of Disney and in 2015, Disney doubled its investment in Vice to $400 million ($). There were even informal talks between the two about a $3 billion sale. Vice’s valuation continued to rise reaching $5.7 billion in 2017. The company’s growth stalled however, and it began to miss revenue targets.

Plans to go public in a SPAC fell apart in 2021 and shareholder and board member James Murdoch has been shopping the company around since.

Disney has repeatedly written down its stake in the company and is not likely to be interested in making an offer. It is not hard to see why. Classic titles such as ‘The Biggest Ass in Brazil’ or ‘Suicide Forest in Japan’ would not fit neatly on Disney’s family friendly streaming service.

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